Has Anyone Seen My Brain?

  Remember when I took you to Harry’s Bar in Venice for a peach bellini?  There is something so delectable to me when the bubbly is magically wedded to anything fruity.  From the way it shimmers in the glass to the first linger in my mouth, champagne simply delights all my senses.  I know full well what it’s doing as the alcohol works its …

Crack Addict

  I stand retracted. I soooo need the internet.  How did I ever live without it before?  I’ve tried everything, including sitting as close to the nearby casita as possible–without those people calling security on me that is–to hopefully latch on to their connection.  I’ve even considered driving around the golf cart with the MacBook on my lap to see if I could score a hit …