The good thing about June is that sale season has begun. The bad thing about June is that sale season has begun! But at least I’ll have eye candy trickling in to share with you here.

So today two pairs of shoes magically showed up outside my door. The first is the skull encrusted McQueen gold flip flops.

The second pair is a Barbie pink patent Valentino wedge with a bow, as if the bubblegum color weren’t girly enough:

Yeah, that’s a lot of saccharin for my feet, but oddly enough, I’m attracted. Not sure what purse I’d carry with that though. Hmmm.

If neither pair speaks to you, wait. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of more UPS trucks trekking uphill to my house, aka Shoes R Us 😉 .